why i’m following you on twitter
Is there a name for that game with the marbles where you build a massive tower and stick a marble in and it’s different every time? Is that even a game or am I reaching for a metaphor? Anyway, I’m writing this to explain how I find people on Twitter, and to point you at this post for future reference if I have followed you.
Number 1 criteria for me following you:
YOU RULE.
Hellz yeah you do. I don’t believe in reciprocal following, so if you follow me and I don’t follow you back, it’s because I’m not that keen on all your @replies or all your links or your being dull. Sorry. It’s not you, it’s me.
But if I’m following you and you don’t know where I came from, it’s because of the marbles thing. I sometimes pick someone I think is cool/witty/hella smart and look at their followers — because if this person is cool/witty/hella smart then the people they follow must be fucking cool/extra witty/hella fricking smart, right? I then hit follow A LOT and then look at their followers and just follow the marbles wherever they cascade because I’d rather be a part of your stream of consciousness for a bit than never know you at all.
So if I stumble into your circle of friends without knocking, no offence. It’s only ’cause you look like the cool kids and I’m bored of hovering in the kitchen. This is me saying Hi. HI. Who’s for Jäger shots?

February 20th, 2009 at 08:37 pm
So I rock do I???
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Weelll thank you!
you rock too so I am now following you too!
(I don’t follow everyone as well… only interesting people… so hey!!
zya around!
February 22nd, 2009 at 09:08 pm
What a crap judge of character you are then as I am neither cool/witty/hella smart. I’m the most awkard loudmouthed little cunt this side of the river. Thanks anyway though.