the pitch that taste forgot
Bit short of anything to write about, and I’ve just found my abortive attempt to think of something when my friend tried to convince me to pitch to Front (“BRITAIN’S FUNNIEST MAGAZINE”), so, for your amusement:
Dumbledore’s Beard - Other famous fictional characters who were blatantly gayers
I’m inordinately proud of that headline — the Dumbledore pun, not the use of the word ‘gayer’, please bear in mind I was trying to fit in with the style of the magazine
Mr Benn may have spent the daily nine-to-five as a straight-laced businessmen, but after-hours he dolled himself up and went on all sorts of exotic adventures.
…er, that’s it. Suggestions in the comments…
Mancrush: We know it’s wrong…
…but we still would. From Steve McQueen to Johnny Depp and Dave Grohl, we can’t help but see the ladies’ point.
On reflection the list would also include Simon Pegg, Pete Cashmore, Jason Perry and, I don’t know, Jack Bauer or someone.