enjoy dress-up
I’m not about taking the piss out of non-English speakers and their hilarious Engrish, but I can’t help but smile at some of the linguistically bizarre T-shirts being sported by clearly oblivious folks here in Hong Kong and Japan. It started with a teenager rocking a shirt that read ’sympathetic death cancer’ — which to be fair could be a punk band I’m not hardcore enough to know about — and continued with ‘The music jumped. I fitted to the sound’. But my favourite was spotted on a portly chap wandering through the lobby of hella-posh Intercontinental hotel: “You need some crack and a fuckin’ blowjob”.
Well, yes. Either’s fine.