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“Why is Spiderman in a black suit? Does he turn bad or something?”
No, his suit turns bad. It’s called Venom.
“What? His suit turns bad?”
Yeah, in the comic he goes off into space or something and gets a new black suit, but it comes alive and goes bad. It’s called Venom.
“Oh right. His outfit comes to life. Cause that’s plausible.”
Any more plausible than a man getting bitten by a radiocactive spider and gaining superpowers?
“Oh that’s perfectly plausible. Isn’t it a documentary?”
Yeah. Fly on the wall… arf!